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Engineer jokes

"Good choice

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, 'Where did you get such a great bike?'

The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'

The first engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.'"

Profession Jokes - Engineers

Profession Jokes - Engineers: "An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, 'How do you feel?'
'How would you feel,' the astronout replied, 'if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?'"

Profession Jokes - Engineers

Profession Jokes - Engineers: "What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets."

Profession Jokes - Engineers

Profession Jokes - Engineers: "A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table."