Tribute To Mithun & Rajnikant

A Tribute to Mithun & Rajni
Presented By Pranav P Joshi
Presenting Desi Bonds...MITHUN and RAJNI...
1)In a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithun Da and his "Assembly Line" Productions !!!
2)In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun da say the following dialogue…
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Apne Mihtun da ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai. Guess, what he does.........
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
4)What about this :- can't recollect the movie name but scene is like this -
Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and here and suddenly puts his finger in a wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole .. then takes pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen .... style hai bhai ..........
5)Scene this..!!!
In the movie "Watan Ke Rakhwale" apna Mithun Da is in jail and desperately wants to get out of that hell..What he does is simply unimaginable..!!!! He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall...a jail wall , that must be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over...!!! truly amazing.. This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has nothing to think of.!!
6) In movie tyagi,in the climax, the villain tries to shoot the hero,rajni being there,jumps and catches the bullet in hand.what a catch!
7)In movie Kundan,Dharamji gets very angry at the gundas who r fighting with him,he sees a telephone booth,he takes it in his might arms and throws it towards these gundas. grrrrrrrrrrr...
This is sort of frustrating sometimes. But anybody who has seen the movie, "Behind Enemy Lines" should know that the same things probably even more exaggerated things happen out in Hollywood. For those who have not seen the movie let me entertain u all. there is this climax scene where the hero is in the middle of a wasteland in Bosnia. it is in a bckdrop of hills which are covered with ice. so the visibility is pretty good, and the herois wearing a military outfit with a black jacket. He comes down to the middle of this wasteland and he is being shot by ak47's, tanks, rocket from rocket launchers etc. (not knives u know). and our hero never gets hurt, either the bosnian rebels were badly trained(which is probably not the case-considering their genocidic tendencies) or they are all blind.
now what do u say to this????
Just have a look at these amazing fight sequences, featuring Rajnikant...
Sequence 1 Rajni gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that heros normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian becoz its the climax...Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket ( Prob a backup). He flies one gun in the air and when the gun has reached wall high, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now first gun shoots the villian and he is dead!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------- Sequence 2 Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool talking to the villain ( who is bathing in the pool). On the other side of the pool, six goondas of the villain are standing. When the argument gets heated, the villain winks at his men & each one throws a knife at Rajni. Our hero effortlessly catches all the knife in a single hand (without putting them down or switching hands after catching!!!!). He then spreads them out like a deck of playing cards in his hand(or how some people spread money) so that all six knifes are visible (&in order).He then throws the knifes &kills all six goondas in one go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isey Kehte hai 1 teer se 6 Shikaar.
------------------------------------------------- Sequence 3 Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree... when he sees a couple of villans escaping in a car.... he holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear.......takes his gun...fires upwards....the coconut falls on the starter..... Rajni releases clutch.............and away he goes.....chasing the villans.... This is called COCONUT Triggering! ------------------------------------------------ Sequence 4 A lot of goondas(approx six) accost him.... but wao!! suddenly Rajni puts his hands in his pocket, is it a gun....?? No it is a knife..... and u know he is not going to use it to attack them .... all he does is raises the knife in his right hand and just leaves it there....in the air..!!! and u know the knife starts rotating there in the air yaar.... it needs no energy source whatsoever and thegravitational pull of big big mother earth has failed..!! it rotates like the Sudharshan hakra......Rajni has become Lord Vishnu...!! How can the Goondas fight the allpowerful Lord...all this was just too much for the Goondas, they faint and fall to the ground and Rajni... walks of smiling and shaking his head in his ultimate style......... I Have no Words left with me to comment on this.
Sequence 5
Rajnikant sahab ke upar koi bullet fire karta hai....ab Rajnikant sahib kya karenge....very simple....woh apne pocket se ek blade nikalte hain aur goli ke saamne kar dete hain....goli head on blade pe lagti hai aur do parts mein cut ke different directions mein divert ho jaati hai aur Rajnikant sahab buch jaate hain.... now thats what I call a close SHAVE to this more spice is added creativily that at the back of rajini two kundoons were standing. the two parts of the bullets hit each rowdy killing them. just by having one blonde blade winning three villans. how is it???????????......!!!!!!!! JUSTIFICATION: I must appreciate the stunt director for his knowledge of physics and metalurgy. Lets analyse this situation. The bullet is often made from lead, which has a low melting point and is almost fluid when fired.(Now, don’t ask me how those doctors pull out perfectly shaped bullets from the hero's body in movies!! God knows) A razor blade is made of stainless steel and we all know that a blade's edge is actually V shaped (with a very small angle approx 0 degrees) So, the fluid bullet is sliced into 2 parts and due to its velocity, the 2 pieces are deflected at an angle leaving the hero unharmed. Rajni must have used a rather blunt blade coz the angle of deflection was almost 45degrees!!
The movie is Farishtay................ and Rajni's name is ramojirao.Ranojirao jahdeechmal thange........... he actually saves actress sapna. from the goons....... really funny......The villain shoots rajni............................ aur apun ka rajni bhai ke pass ek hollow iron rod hota hain.....he takes the bullet in to the hollow iron rod and turns it around...... the bullet hits the villain ............ ;)
One more............
There is scene in which herione is hanging on a high volt line and the goon switches on the transformer...... rajni bapu.....runs faster than current ( actually shown) and saves the heroine............ jai ho raji baba ki..........
One from mithun..
Jackie.....(his other useless sidekick) saves a baby from a raging fire and runs down the corridor....... he is confronted by goons ....... so jackie bhai gets on to the wall and starts running.......... and this scene shud have been nominated for the oscars....... same movie.......
jackie has the baby he runs thru fire....... soon he finds that his jeans is engulfed in fire.... he cannot put down the baby to bhujao the aag.... guess what the baby peees... and the peshab puts off the fire........jackie kisses the baby and jumps off the building.......
One More !
If the Wachowski brothers saw this they would change the matrix 2 cast to Rajni (NEO) & Mithun Da (MORPHEUS) !!! In one movie, Rajnikant is sitting in a college campus... under a tree..waiting for some gundaas to eve-tease. Observes that they are coming on their bicycles...Empties his pockets... finds 2 huge Iron Yoke magnets.. Twists them in the air wildly...The gundaas are lifted with their cycles in the air and are being twisted in perfect synchrony with his super magnets !!! Then puts his mags back in the pockets... the gundas fall to the ground and run away as usual !
ENJOY................

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